Hulk vs Jason Voorhees: who wins, even against Uber Jason?

Hulk versus Jason Voorhees: who wins? My answer is the Hulk, whether you put him up against the regular undead Jason or the cyborg Uber Jason from Jason X. Jason is one of those villains who refuses to stay dead, but against the Incredible Hulk, that isn't enough.

The undead Jason loses badly. Uber Jason does a little better.

Regular undead Jason gets stomped by the Hulk

If we're talking about the regular undead Jason, "this is going to be an absolute stomp." Sure, Jason is strong. He's punched through people's bodies and crushed their skulls. He's survived hundreds of bullets, and he's even kept coming back after being blown apart.

But this is the Hulk. This is the same guy who stopped something massive with one punch, fought Thor, tore apart soldiers and went toe to toe with Abomination. So what's Jason going to do? Try to hack him with his machete? I'm "not even sure it'd break the skin." Meanwhile, the Hulk could grab Jason and smash him into the ground until there's barely anything left.

Uber Jason from Jason X makes the fight more interesting

Uber Jason from Jason X is where things get a little more interesting. After an advanced combat android tore him completely apart, Jason was rebuilt with futuristic nanotechnology. That turned him into a seriously powerful cyborg.

This version is way more dangerous than the normal one. He's strong enough to punch through a spaceship and tear apart an advanced robot. He can also survive enormous explosions and a crash landing from orbit.

Why the Hulk still beats Uber Jason

Here's the problem, though. The Hulk has fought things way more powerful than Uber Jason. He's taken hits from Thor and survived getting smashed through buildings. He's knocked around Surtur, and he's even battled Thanos.

Uber Jason might be strong enough to survive the first few punches, but the Hulk is still so much stronger. Regular undead Jason gets destroyed. Uber Jason can hang on a little longer, but he's still going to lose to the Hulk. Hulk wins.